my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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