your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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