I cockslap morals
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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