Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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