mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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