she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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