organizing the empties. That sober.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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