Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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