Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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