Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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