You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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