well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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