Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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