Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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