awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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