Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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