so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
