Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
