i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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