just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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