it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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