Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Randomize
