Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Floor bacon is actually really good
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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