Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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