But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
