at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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