no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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