You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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