My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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