Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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