dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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