he thought i was a dude.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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