My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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