you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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