we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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