he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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