What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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