kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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