handjob tips. give me some.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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