My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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