Kiss
Puke
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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