Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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