redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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