as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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