Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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