Your tits are I can't wait for
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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