he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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