called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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