I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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