found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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