Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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