I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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