Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Mom said you looked used
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
