quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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